FUCK YOU: AN OPEN LETTER TO POKE MON


DEAR MR. POKEMON, INC.,


TODAY, I COME TO YOU WITH THE WEIGHT OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND BETRAYAL UPON MY CHEST. WE AT SEXY GARFIELD DOT COM HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE POKEMON FRANCHISE, FOR ITS PORTRAYAL OF MANY SEXY POKEMONS FOR US TO VIEW. WE FULLY BELIEVE IN THE FUTURE OF SEXY ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS FOR ALL TO ENJOY.


HOWEVER, TODAY YOU HAVE TAKEN THINGS TOO FAR. WITH YOUR NEW POKEMON, ALOHA PERSIAN AND MEOWBOY. 


FOR YOU TO TAKE OUR OWN WEB BRAND, THE "SEXY GARFIELD" IMAGE THAT WE UPHOLD, AND TURN IT INTO A MONEY MAKER FOR YOURSELF, IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. WE, IN THE SEXY GARFIELD APPRECIATION FAMILY, WOULD NEVER USE A SEXY GARFIELD TO MAKE MONEY. WE BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, AND FREEDOM OF SEXPRESSION.


FOR US TO SEE, WITH OUR OWN EYES, AN OBVIOUS "SEXY GARFIELD" KNOCKOFF, IN A POKEMOM GAME.....WAS TRULY SHOCKING. YOU HAVE TAKEN SOMETHING THAT WE ALL HOLD DEAR, A CARTOON CAT WITH SEXUAL EYES AND POSE, AND SIMPLY DYE IT PURPLE AND PUT IT IN YOUR GAME AND PROFIT OFF OF IT, IS ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE.


WE AT SEXYGARFIELD.COM AND OUR MILLIONS OF REGULAR VISITORS WILL NO LONGER BE SUPPORTING YOUR GAMES, UNLESS YOU MAKE THE ALOLA CATS PUBLIC ACCESS, FOR ALL TO ENJOY. HIDING THIS HORNY CONTENT BEHIND A RIDICULOUS FEE IS KEEPING VITAL SUPPLIES FROM A MOST NEEDY SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION.


WE HOPE THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS, AND ARE OPEN TO COMMUNICATION ON THE SUBJECT.  THE DISAPPOINTMENT WE HAVE FELT SHOULD NEVER BE FELT BY ANYONE ELSE. 


SINCERELY,

SEXY GARFIELD, LLC.



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